Zombie Sheep
We are a progressive anti-sin band that believes in following rules.
These rules should be from the Bible and not excuse behavior that is
legal in our society. All behavior should be the most restrictive
possible so that people like us aren't offended at choices that others
are allowed to make. We aren't happy when others have more fun than us,
so we write lyrics to support our position.
The band
- Justin on vocals - he's no sinner. He reads the Bible day
and night and doesn't leave the house to do anything. He stopped having
sexual interest years ago!
- Mark on guitar - when he's not protesting against that
sick liberal openness, he's teaching children how to be just like him.
We need more role models who resign from life in order to be sinless.
- Martin on bass - you've got to hear him preaching on Sunday
morning when he hits the big sinner nail right on the head. He knows
just how you should live your life and writes most of the lyrics for us.
- Willie on drums - he hits those skins harder than you should
hit your devilish child. Every time he pounds on that snare we think
about pounding people for not conforming to our values.
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Now touring with Chaste Blast
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