Sobriety
If you are against alcohol, tobacco, and other drugs, you will love us!
We are a straight-edge band that advocates a natural existence without
using substances of any kind. We say that drugs are bad because they
make you feel different than when you aren't using them. Why be
different when you can be one of our groupies?
If you see someone using drugs, you should tell them they are bad people
and stupid for doing so because they are unlike you. Then ignore them
because they aren't as good as you, a non-drug user. Here's our latest
lineup after our latest breakup:
- Paco - lead guitar: he hasn't used alcohol since he needed
to clean a deep stab wound during his gang days. Now he's cleaner than a
virgin's cunt!
- Jackson - vocals/rhythm guitar: he's been clean since he stopped
dropping acid in high school. Now he's the leader of the straight-edge
movement in this area and hasn't been caught taking drugs in years.
- Mark - bass: he's an avid wood carver and hasn't ever
expressed interest in any drugs since he's plenty content with his
hobby.
- Answani - drums: when you're a Buddhist and at one with your
reality, you have no need for drugs of any kind because it keeps you
away from that perfect Zen! Way to go wild man!
Soon to tour with labelmates Soap Mouth
Unless you are a loser drug user, you agree with our position and should
support our music. Get in touch
to support our music today!
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