The Missionaries
(anti-gay hardcore)
Our band was formed to stop the freedom towards the homosexual behavior in
our society. We know it is wrong and so we write lyrics to promote our
position. Listen to our music and you'll agree:
[From "Fag Killing Machine"]
"When Jesus was alive, he wasn't no faggot
And he killed all the gays and fed 'em to maggots
When they got the AIDS and didn't fell so well
God came down and sent them all to Hell."
We're not sure what to do with our relatives, friends and other people
who are gay. But we figure that to be true to our agenda, we should
kill them since we don't agree with their natural tendencies. We know
we made a choice to be heterosexual and it was not just something that
naturally happened.
On the topic of Sex
We believe that sex is a sacred thing between a man and women who have
undergone the pagan/christian ritual of marriage. Love is not real
unless you have this ceremony. All sex should be between a man and
women and both must be over the arbitrary age of 18 or it is sinful.
Also, we believe that only the missionary position should be permitted,
and this belief is so strong that we named our band after it. If at all
possible, sex should be pleasureless and only performed when trying to
create a child to help the world's overpopulation.
We hate groups like The Lubed Boys
and everyone who doesn't agree with us
How to get the album
Buy our album today to show that
you hate gays too!
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