The Missionaries

(anti-gay hardcore)

Our band was formed to stop the freedom towards the homosexual behavior in our society. We know it is wrong and so we write lyrics to promote our position. Listen to our music and you'll agree:

[From "Fag Killing Machine"]

"When Jesus was alive, he wasn't no faggot
And he killed all the gays and fed 'em to maggots
When they got the AIDS and didn't fell so well
God came down and sent them all to Hell."

We're not sure what to do with our relatives, friends and other people who are gay. But we figure that to be true to our agenda, we should kill them since we don't agree with their natural tendencies. We know we made a choice to be heterosexual and it was not just something that naturally happened.

On the topic of Sex

We believe that sex is a sacred thing between a man and women who have undergone the pagan/christian ritual of marriage. Love is not real unless you have this ceremony. All sex should be between a man and women and both must be over the arbitrary age of 18 or it is sinful. Also, we believe that only the missionary position should be permitted, and this belief is so strong that we named our band after it. If at all possible, sex should be pleasureless and only performed when trying to create a child to help the world's overpopulation.

We hate groups like The Lubed Boys and everyone who doesn't agree with us

How to get the album

Buy our album today to show that you hate gays too!
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