True Christian Metal
DIE4HIM
We are an authentic Christian Metal band called DIE4HIM. Often this
is confusing to people because most people think of Metal bands as usually
being drug users, Satanists, advocates of sexual activity, and artistically
writing about all topics, including those which are critical of society.
But we are very different indeed. We are authentic to the Christian Metal
genre, meaning that our lyrics are completely about Christian topics and
conformity to Christian ideals. We have NO tolerance of outside
opinions and hate metal bands that have morals and ideas that our
different than ours. Our goal is for the entire world to agree with us.
It isn't nice to live in this world when people disagree with our ideas
and want to discuss them rationally.
Major Touring Plans
We are planning a massive tour to Heaven for this summer. We are going
to get all of our fans together and then blow us all up to God. Then we
can play our music for God and our fans and he'll love us because he
loves that we are serving his propaganda mission with our preaching
lyrics. Let us know if you are
are interested in hooking up with us for this awesome event.
Our true fans (and all true Christians) always conform!
The holy lineup
- Bobby - vocals/guitar : When he got out of jail for that bogus
child molestation rap and the church wouldn't take him back, he became
our lead preacher. If you've got any children who need a one-on-one
teaching session with the former minister, he'd be glad to help you
educate them in his special way. Young boys get special preference.
- Joseph - bass : After he crucified himself two Easters ago
when overcome by the Holy Spirit, he couldn't play those wild solos
anymore and switched over to bass. He now serves God in every way and
once contribute to a Usenet thread that was opposed to open criticism of
Christian behavior and mythology. Good for you Joe!
- Tony - drums : As a Catholic, he is sometimes a problem since
his brand of Christianity is wrong, but we do our best to hate his sins
and not him (the sinner). Though he used to possess a King James
version Bible, we've now got him reading the one true version that all
real Christians read.
Now touring with Redneck and
soon to tour with The Missionairies,
Soap Mouth, and The
Unwanted
Special: BUY OUR ALBUM AND GET A BETTER SEAT IN HEAVEN!
These things are hotter than Jesus's bleeding, nailed hands! Get your copy of "We want to be nailed
up too" today!
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