Chaste Blast

Current line-up

• vocals: Rafael - after fathering three children with three different women, he realized the sin in his ways and married a fourth woman with whom he has had two more children, and has another on the way.

• guitars: Billy - he goes to drug stores and destroys condoms so that they can't be sold to children who aren't married. Then he destroys hand lotions so that children can't use them to masturbate more pleasureably. He thinks everyone should be married to someone and he is right!

• bass: Lucritious - when kids in his neighborhood had premarital sex, Lucritious beat them up because he didn't want them to have premarital sex. The world needs more people with this kind of strong moral background.

• drums: James - not only does James not believe in premarital sex, but after his addiction to pornography and pedophelia, he straightened up. When he couldn't take the urge for sexual pleasure anymore, he cut off his penis and hung it on his drum rack next to the high hat.

If you are pure in your soul, you will like our music. Please let us know if you can support our music and more importantly our political position.